Susan's Credentials

Monday, March 6, 2017

Penguin Boy



Chester meandered across the half-deserted auditorium, lost in thought, his bow in one hand and violin case in the other. His dad never referred to him as a violinist, but always as a fiddler, implying that Chester was not a “serious” musician.

He dreaded going home. The smell of congealed ketchup and cigarettes was sure to greet him whether Dad was there or not. Dad ate everything with ketchup and made it his life’s mission to never wash a dish. It made Chester sad just thinking about it.

He pushed through the side door, walking slower and slower, the tails on his tux waving slightly with each step.

“Hey, penguin-boy.” The taunt bounced down the empty hall, smacking him with dread. Chester knew what was coming and took off running before the sound of sneakers slapping the floor reached his ears. He rounded the corner, skidding, and ducked into the dark orchestra room.

Seconds later a hand reached through the door and flipped the lights on.

Charlotte stepped into the room, still panting.

“You’re so predictable Chester.”

He looked at her, and didn’t like what he saw… the swollen nose and red eyes.

“C’mon now.” Carefully she took his hand, the touch of skin prompting him to move. “We have to meet the priest about Dad’s funeral.”

“I miss him,” Chester moaned.

“I know. I do to. But we have to do this.”

He stepped forward, nodding, and they left together, still holding hands.               

Monday, February 20, 2017

Airplane Encounter



Alice held her ticket out for the boarding agent to scan.

“Here you go Ms. Winter. Enjoy your time in San Francisco.”

Alice smiled and tucked the ticket into her sweater pocket as she shuffled down the jetway, her spinner bag rattling along beside her.

“Welcome aboard, Ma’am.” The perky attendant motioned her to economy class.

Alice muscled her suitcase through the narrow aisle, bumping armrests and the heels of the man in front of her.

She searched the overhead compartments for a spot to stow her bag as traffic backed up behind her. 

The man she had rammed moments earlier offered to help her. He swept the suitcase up in his strong arms and slid it into the next compartment, a lock of curly silver hair falling over his forehead in the process.

“Thank you so very much.” Alice sighed appreciatively as he bent to tuck his briefcase beneath the seat, the fabric of his chinos hugging his trim butt.

“You’re very welcome,” he replied, smiling up at her from his seat.

Alice stood there in awkward silence.

“Is there something else I can help you with?”

“Ah, I’m in the window seat.”

She stepped back as he stood and squeezed past her to the aisle. She slid by him, took her seat and deposited her purse under the seat in front of her.

Mister handsome took his seat again.

“Hi. I’m Gary."

“Hi Gary, I’m Alice.”

“Nice to meet you, Alice. So what is waiting for you in San Francisco?”

Alice thought for a moment. The death she had witnessed yesterday in Milwaukee. The ache in her legs from climbing down the fire escape. The wad of $100 dollar bills nestled in a plain envelope in her handbag. And the print-fee silencer-equipped pistol tossed in the trash as she left the scene of the crime.

She smiled sweetly at Gary.

“Business. Just business.”

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Urban Knight



He sits astride his metal steed
the power of 110 horses thrumming
between his thighs.
Flicking gears and            
spurring for more speed
this champion of right and might,
this knight in boots and blue
begins his appointed rounds.