Susan's Credentials

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

Frightening Feast

 

The beastly feast was filled with frights,

 

fangs and claws and flickering lights.

 

Table manners went unobserved;

 

grunts, farts and loud burps were heard.

 

Food was gobbled, slurped and chawed.

 

Drinks were spilled. Bones were gnawed.

 

The room was left in quite a state

 

when we realized the time was late.

 

We sliced the cake and passed it 'round

 

then at the door, a pound, pound, pound!

 

I hurried to the entryway

 

thrilled this was the end of day.

 

Our guests flowed in my wake

 

their hunger and thirst now fully slaked.

 

I sent them home with daddies and mammas

 

and put my little beast in his pajamas.

 

Another birthday. Another year.

 

My baby's growing up, I fear.

 

Next year we'll do something less frightening,

 

like riding tigers or bull fighting.

 

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