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Saturday, July 27, 2013

Center of Attention



Center of Attention

Arnold, the guest of honor, arrived late. His uniformed attendant, soft-soled shoes squeaking against the spotless floor, guided him down the dimly-lit, anonymous hallway. A whiff of floor polish and antiseptic greeted them as they rounded the corner to their destination.

The door before them opened automatically with an efficient mechanical whisper revealing a large room that was, quite simply, dazzling. The white walls and spartan furnishings gleamed; it was certainly cleaner – and neater - than anywhere he’d ever been invited before, and blessedly cool on this mid July day. Blessedly because Arnold had developed a rather unpleasant odor of late. But it wasn’t his fault. Just one of those things that happens as a body ages.

The two proceeded into the room, and there they were, his audience, all formally dressed for the occasion, even sporting gloves and white jackets.

Arnold was not the least bit self-conscious about what he wore, which was nothing.

Two men rushed forward to usher him further into the room. Bright lights suddenly flooded his eyes. This was by far the most attention Arnold had gotten in his whole life.

The crowd paused expectantly.

“Is everyone ready?” asked the master of ceremony.

 Instruments were raised.

“Today’s lesson is autopsy. Let’s begin.”

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