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Friday, June 11, 2021

Breakfast Cereal and Blood

 

Bitsy woke with a snarl in her hair and an itch in her belly. Mamma would say that she’d gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, but she put her feet down on the same piece of floor as every other morning. It was her only option. The opposite side of the bed was snug against the wall to make space for her baby sister’s crib on the other side of the room. She grumbled her way down the hall and to the kitchen table.

It was dark so Bitsy sat down to wait. The hard chair bothered her bottom and the itch in her belly grew. The clock above the stove showed 12:20 am, but since she could not yet tell time, she had no idea that breakfast was a long wait away. No matter, Bitsy was not renowned for her abiding patience and after five minutes of excruciating inactivity, she decided to get it herself.

She scraped her chair across the floor. Next, she monkeyed up to stand on the seat and reached for the box of Sugar Bombs perched on the fridge. She stretched every inch of her 5-year-old body, but her fingers merely grazed the edge of the elusive box and pushed it further from her grasp. It was now wedged against Mamma’s favorite candlesticks that lived atop the fridge to keep them from harm’s way.

“OK Bitsy,” she said to herself. “Think. How can you make yourself taller?”

A flush of pride rose through her as the solution became apparent.

Bitsy rose up and onto the very tips of her toes like the ballerinas she saw in Cinderella at the Grand Theater last week. Still not tall enough.

She began to bounce. Not quite. She executed a small leap reaching far enough to knock the box of breakfast delight into the candlesticks sending them all flipping off the edge of the fridge. Cereal rained down like confetti, light and colorful. Unfortunately, Bitsy did not have time to enjoy the view or imagine that she was a hero in a parade because the candlesticks, made of heavy crystal, fell faster than the cereal and whacked her on the head. This triggered the backward descent of the chair on which Bitsy landed heavily, smashing the candlesticks into even smaller pieces.

Heavy steps hurried from Mamma and Pappa’s bedroom just as Bitsy, now covered in blood and breakfast cereal, realized it was not really the time for breakfast after all.